Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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