my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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