Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
this boner is exhausting
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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