The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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