HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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