Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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