Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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