mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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