Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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