I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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