Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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