Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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