My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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