Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
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