some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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