Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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