you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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