so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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