She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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