i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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