I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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