we have officially mastered the walk of shame
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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