I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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