There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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