Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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