Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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