I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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