i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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