I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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