if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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