If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
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Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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