fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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