haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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