And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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