just come out here and I will go home with you...
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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