So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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