if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
