I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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