About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Alive.
So much puke
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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