She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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