I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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