I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Randomize
