You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i would one night stand the shit outta him
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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