I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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