is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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