I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
My ass is underappreciated
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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