Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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