id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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