i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
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