somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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