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When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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