Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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